Kourtney Kardashian Almost Shows Us Her Birth Canal In Super-Short Dress After Showing Us Bikini Sexy Baby Bump

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian enjoyed some sisterly bonding over lunch at Joan's On Third in West Hollywood today, and Scott Disick's lady love wore the shortest nude minidress we've ever seen! The mother-of-two attempted to make her outfit slightly less vulgar by tying a jean shirt around her waist, but she failed. She might as well bring us to her next gynecologist appointment while she's at it!

The 35-year-old only has a couple more months left in her pregnancy until she gives birth to her third child, so let's hope the reports that she and her baby daddy are on the verge of a split are false. Lord Disick was allegedly spotted checking out a 1-bedroom bachelor pad in Beverly Hills without his family earlier this month, according to In Touch. If this dress was one inch shorter, she would literally be walking around with her lady parts hanging out!
At least Aunt Koko is there to lend a helping hand with the kiddos should Kourt need it!